{"id":553,"date":"2008-04-09T05:00:07","date_gmt":"2008-04-09T13:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rightreading.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/09\/rauls-lies\/"},"modified":"2008-04-08T21:32:16","modified_gmt":"2008-04-09T05:32:16","slug":"rauls-lies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rightreading.com\/blog\/writing\/rauls-lies\/","title":{"rendered":"Raul&#8217;s Lies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Lies I&#8217;ve told my 3 year old recently<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.mexicanpictures.com\/headingeast\/2008\/03\/lies-ive-told-my-3-year-old-re.html\" title=\"lies by gutierrez\" target=\"_blank\"> By Raul Gutierrez<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Trees talk to each other at night.<br \/>\nAll fish are named either Lorna or Jack.<br \/>\nBefore your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.<br \/>\nTiny bears live in drain pipes.<br \/>\nIf you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.<br \/>\nThe moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago.<br \/>\nEveryone knows at least one secret language.<br \/>\nWhen nobody is looking, I can fly.<br \/>\nWe are all held together by invisible threads.<br \/>\nBooks get lonely too.<br \/>\nSadness can be eaten.<br \/>\nI will always be there.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/swissmiss.typepad.com\/weblog\/2008\/04\/lies-ive-told-m.html\" title=\"Swiss Miss\" target=\"_blank\"><em>via Swiss Miss<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lies I&#8217;ve told my 3 year old recently By Raul Gutierrez Trees talk to each other at night. All fish are named either Lorna or Jack. Before your&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rightreading.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rightreading.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rightreading.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightreading.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightreading.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=553"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightreading.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rightreading.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightreading.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightreading.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}