August 7
Tom:
I am most impressed with your award. How on earth did you do it? Of course you have spent a lot of time in schools and hence know how to count them ...
Rod

August 7
Rod:
It's a long tale. First I tanked up in a nearby dive (the band was playing "Salmon Chanted Evening"). The girls wanted to go to the movie theater but I didn't, and I tried to get off the hook by whining, "I've got a haddock." "Abalone!" they scoffed. "You're just being shellfish." So I took the bait and went with the flow. When we saw the swedish fish I was bowled over and couldn't fathom any way to guess the number, but I guess I scaled that one. I never expected to win but when the letter came we broke open the bubbly and had a whale of a celebration!
Tom

August 8
Tom:
I think the whale of a celebration was certainly justified--even if your guess was merely a fluke.
Rod

August 9
Tom:
That award looks more like sweetish fish.
Alan

August 22
Tom:
You are the SOLE of wit! Absolutely without PIER! A real RAY of sunshine. Don't ever CLAM up. If your career ever FLOUNDERS, you could make it as a card SHARK, or maybe a BASS player.
Tim