I am most impressed with your award. How on earth did you do it?
Of course you have spent a lot of time in schools and hence know
how to count them ...
It's a long tale. First I tanked up in a nearby dive (the band
was playing "Salmon Chanted Evening"). The girls wanted
to go to the movie theater but I didn't, and I tried to get off
the hook by whining, "I've got a haddock." "Abalone!"
they scoffed. "You're just being shellfish." So I took
the bait and went with
the flow. When we saw the swedish fish I was bowled over and couldn't
fathom any way to guess the number, but I guess I scaled that
one. I never expected to win but when the letter came we broke
open the bubbly and had a whale of a celebration!
I think the whale of a celebration was certainly justified--even
if your guess was merely a fluke.
That award looks more like sweetish fish.
You are the SOLE of wit! Absolutely without PIER! A real RAY of
sunshine. Don't ever CLAM up. If your career ever FLOUNDERS, you
could make it as a card SHARK, or maybe a