Which author wrote these lines about a lover’s vagina?
[It] did not feel like Phyllis’s. Smoother, somehow simpler, its wetness less thick, less of a sauce, more of a glaze . . .
Yes, it was John Updike; he is in the running for the 2008 Literary Review Bad Sex in Fiction award.
I think this is overdue. He should have won in 1994 for his novel Brazil.