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best military leader: mohammed
best motorist:
mr. toad
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best nose: gogol
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best ocean: pacific
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best principle:
uncertainty
best pyramid: no. 4 Tikal
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best quark:
strange
"three quarks for Muster Mark." -James Joyce
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best
riddler: sphinx
What animal has one voice, but goes on four legs in the
morning, two legs at noon, and upon three legs in the evening?
best ring-bearer:
s. gamgee
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best shoes: red
"Bad girls have the nicest shoes." — Leonard Michaels
best Sikh guru:
nanak
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best temptation of st. anthony: flaubert
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best unpopulated region:
bob marshall wilderness
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best volcano: agua
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best whig windbag:
william henry harrison
"William Henry Harrison gave the longest Inaugural address in the
history of the
US in 1841 on a very cold day. He caught pneumonia, and died of it nearly
one month after his speech. He was president for one month...."
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best xenophonic narrative: the anabasis
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best yodelling brakeman: jimmie rodgers
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best zulu warrior: shaka